Office by Alex Penny
This may occasionally be a NSFW blog
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Anonymous asked:
Your drawings are so pretty! Could I request some John/Dave?
Anonymous asked:
if yer not too busy can you do some dave/john pwetty pwease? (◡‿◡✿) <3Thanks, here you go! :> this is a little too fluffy for my tastes but I just can’t draw kinky stuff for these two skjbdjksfd
(Fonte: flitsch, via fuckyeahjohndave)
les8ifins 8 ^ )
screams quietly
If i did not already reblog this wonderful pornographic super sexy amazing art
I am now doing so
(via varldslighet)
Anonymous asked:I love how you draw Jake. Do you think I could get some Jake on Jake selfcest??
(Fonte: flitsch, via eyecandyrlybutts)
“Okay, I’m wearing stockings while fingering myself.”“Seriously?”
“Yeah. They’re blue like your eyes.”“That’s actually pretty hot.”anon asked for johndave and phone sex„„
(Fonte: raunchystriders, via davidstrider)
(Kinda really nsfw!!)
“Whoa, Dave—! Are you sure? Isn’t it a bit too fast for this yet?”
“John, I know what I’m doing.”
“Dave, you’re really assertive today is something wro—”
“Fuck! Jeez—! A little warning, Dave!”
“God…John sh…shut up…and start moving.”
“Easy Dave, I’m going to finish really early if you don’t stop being so weird!”
“Calling me weird isn’t hot so shut. up. and start moving, Jo…AA—!”
“If you’re going to tell me to be quiet, you might as well shut up too!”
“…”
“Hey, Dave, have I told you that—”
“John…If you say doing me is like ‘doing an angel’ during sex, one more time, I’m going to flip and piss on everything you love.”
“But it’s true.”
“Gosh, you’re so pretty, Dave…”
“John, get back to business. Also, being called pretty isn’t something I’d like to hear—”
“You would have to piss on yourself, you know.”
“…Wow, John, ever the romantic.”
“Oh, come on, Dave. You know you love it.”
“John, shut up!”
“You’re laughing during sex!”
“You’re making me laugh with how ridiculous you are.”
“Aw, Dave. Completely vulnerable to my charms.”
“We’re going to be stuck here, with you still inside me and I’m going to cry.”
“Okay, okay! Let’s just finish. You’ll be completely swept off your feet with how good I am at love making.”
“John.”
“Yeah?”
“Sometime soon, before I go limp.”
“Oh, right.”
“God—! John…hurry up—”
“I can’t just—”
“John! I’m really close, hurry.”
“Dave, don’t be so deman—”
”..!”
“F-fuck—! Dave…wait we only started like ten minutes ago—! Dave?”
“Hurry up, John, I can’t move myself for you. I’m going to fall asleep.”
“So inconsiderate. Dave…Dave…”
“Finally. Jeez, John, does my visage not turn you on enough?”
“Shut up, Dave.”
—-
“…Did we just fall asleep for like, ten hours…”
“Yeah, we did.”
“Dave, we’re in trouble with Jade! We promised we’d be gone for only about an hour! Also, get off, it’s super hot in here.”
“No, it’s really comfortable right here. Let me just settle my bird ass down nice and snug here.”
“Dave, you’re purposely distracting the dire situation here. I can’t even begin to imagine Jade’s face right now. She could have even come looking for us and found us in such a disturbing manner!”
“Calm down, deep breaths.”
“…”
“Hm? Dave, don’t suddenly get all quiet on me.”
“…”
“Did you say something?”
“I’m glad that…God this is really cheesy but, I’m glad that…you chose me instead of any other Dave.”
“Is that what this was about?”
“What if it was?”
“You’re such a dork!”
“Oh, shut up.”
“…”
“…”
“I love you too, Dave.”
“I never said that.”
“No need to beat around the bush.”
“There is no beating around here. None whatsoever. Who’s that beating around the bush? Maybe a squirrel who’s got no business—”
“Shhh, Dave, only cuddling now.”
“…”
“…”
“Thank you, John.”
“I’m going to kiss you, now.”
“Ever the romantic.”
“You know you love it.”
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three things i cant really do; porn, dialogue, comics
and i did them anyway
now im going to weep at this terrible thing
(Fonte: imahotdaddy, via kira892)
Stay up so late again.
I was trying to find some pictures for reference,
and found this move is absolutely awesome for Jakedirk.
(via mongoosemeat)
