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FINALLY GOING HOME THANK YOU JESUS
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
(via c2ndy2c1d)
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should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
(Fonte: nevertookim, via rafyki)
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
(via rafyki)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
(via rafyki)
(Fonte: couragefear666, via rafyki)
