When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
my best friend has something at his right hand where he can’t move his fingers at all and doesn’t know what it is so he’s going to check tomorrow hoping its nothing worth worrying about and I’m like “i’m gonna cross my fingers for you” what the fuck fran WHAT THE FUCK
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”